In a conversation with a friend, who happens to be a retired international banker, I sounded off about my litany of banking complaints—and they
are many—from mild forms of client abuse to outright scandalous conduct.
He smiled that smile a parentproduces when a child is showing its naivety. Leaning back in his chair, he tented his fingers and grinned at me over the tent.
“You don’t understand, Jim.That’s what banks do. They spend their waking hours devising new and creative ways of separating their customers from their money. It’s their defining purpose and should they falter, their stockholders will punish them severely.”
“But surely there are laws,” I replied.
“Indeed there are—and very severe ones at that—but no banker has been
convicted in this century and every major bank has a slush-fund of tens and
sometimes hundreds of millions of dollars, as well as very skilled legal firms
with which to defeat the law.”
Now a book could be written about the distance between consumer understanding and reality contained in that reply and no doubt a number have been published. But it is not in your interest, nor mine, to sift through the intricacies of modern banking.
Hence my suggestion that Wells Fargo simply be squashed like a bug.
I hereby lay out my case for squashing…
…(Where else but Wikipedia?) In July 2015, Wells Fargo became the world’s largest bank by market capitalization, edging past ICBC, before slipping behind JPMorgan Chase in September 2016, in the wake of a scandal involving the creation of over 2 million fake bank accounts and illegal manipulation of other accounts by Wells Fargo employees.
I’m sorry, but I must break in
here for a moment for a small dose of reality. Employees do not initiate
illegal manipulations. Senior management initiates illegal manipulations.
When push comes to shove (usually in a federal legal conference) employees will be accused, but the criminal is the CEO.
It’s so tidy that way and few corporations hold tidiness in such high regard as banks.
No one goes to jail.
No one admits having had the slightest lapse in judgement.
There is a multi-million (or billion) dollar fine paid, that’s charged off as a business expense (thank you, taxpayers) and the band plays on…
…how do I understand your immunity from law? Let me count the ways:
- 1981 MAPS Wells Fargo embezzlement scandal
- Higher costs charged to African-American and Hispanic borrowers
- Failure to monitor suspected money laundering
- Overdraft fees
- Settlement and fines regarding mortgage servicing practices
- SEC fine due to inadequate risk disclosures
- Lawsuit by FHA over loan underwriting
- Lawsuit due to premium inflation on forced place insurance
- Lawsuit regarding excessive overdraft fees
- 2015 Violation of New York credit card laws
- Executive compensation
- Tax avoidance and lobbying
- Prison industry investment
- SEC settlement for insider trading case
- Wells Fargo fake accounts scandal
- Racketeering lawsuit for mortgage appraisal overcharges
- Dakota Access Pipeline investment
- Failure to comply with document security requirements
- Connections to the gun industry and NRA
- Discrimination against female workers
- Auto insurance
Squash it. Simply step on the fucker and walk away.
Or, take the Liz Warren solution and send a CEO (or two) off to the pokey. It needn’t be a long term—a year or two would get the message across big-time and all this bullshit abuse of reasonably honest, hard working holders of mortgages, car loans, credit cards and small business loans would disappear in a heartbeat.
It’s Freeman’s bug theory; if it doesn’t pollinate something or serve as part of the food-chain, step on it. Particularly if it buzzes in your ear or stings.
Photo by Ildar Sagdejev