This is a thesis I propose that I hope
will inspire argument and disproval. And what is a thesis but ‘a new point of
view resulting from research; usually a requirement for an advanced academic
degree.’ Yet I offer mine without either the drudgery of extensive research or benefit
of an advanced academic degree. A creation of my quiet moments, here it is, bold
and bald-faced, warts and all.
Altruism and Animism followed by Anarchism, Anti-imperialism, Asceticism and Atheism.
Yet, my god, these are but a few of those listed and we are not yet out of the
first letter of the alphabet.
We mostly recognize the standbys;
Capitalism, Communism, Fascism (and its famous companions, Hitlerism and
Stalinism). Then there’s Darwinism, Environmentalism, Socialism and, for those
with a long enough memory, McCarthyism. So I’ll grant you, it’s a hell of a
long list and yet only one ism, it would
seem to me, dominates all others. Now to dominate,
I hope you’ll agree that whatever my choice, it must be the enabler of all others. If we agree on this
requisite, without its presence all others must
cease to exist. As Johnny Carson was
wont to say, “You buy the premise, you buy the bit.”
offer my candidate: Opportunism.
and I can find no flaw in the choice. Perhaps you can and I would welcome and
be intrigued by your argument against the premise.
Having bought my own premise, I’ll grab the bit in my teeth and
up Nature—the engine that drives the planet. The smallest wind-blown seed takes
hold in a crack in the pavement, threatening the road in similar manner to
water finding an opportunistic crack in our largest constructions, threatening
to bring them down by expanding to ice. Society spends enormous sums of labor
and money simply to fight back such threats, all of them caused by opportunity.
Mow the lawn, kill the weeds and fill the potholes. Would Man even exist
without the opportunity a meteor took to strike the Earth and rub out the
dinosaurs that ruled our planet for 135 million years?
current exercise in semantics) has only been kicking around this planet for
200,000 years or so, a mere 675th the life of Spielberg’s celebrated
dinosaurs. By that measure and guarding the opportunity,
we have a long road ahead to prove ourselves a dominant species. As a side
comment, looking at the evidence at hand, we stand an overwhelming chance of fading
from the scene before we reach that goal. But, fascinating as it may be, that’s
and I mean that word in its broadest sense, where nearly all things are
political, from the establishment of hierarchies in tribes, along with marriages and
decisions by families, to who will serve and who will eat and onward, to the
mess in the Middle East and deadlock in our American Congress. Are they not all
established by opportunity? Doesn’t
Dad decide which kid will wash the car and Mom where the family will vacation
by subtle (or not so subtle) force of mind? He or she has the opportunity to enforce such decisions and so they do.
considered by history to be a madman, but the seed of his opportunity
was sown in the harshly punitive 1918 Armistice and Germany took him from there,
reinforcing his opportunity by
democratic support until German democracy was no longer recognizable. Germany was a democratic republic. Hitler’s sense of opportunity
at hand turned it into an evil and destructive dictatorship.
dictatorship and fascism can’t be force-fed, as we learned to our dismay in
Iraq and Afghanistan. All one can do is make
the opportunity available and hope it flowers.
driven by opportunity than happenstance? Science is the essence of the opportunity
modern man’s mind has to conceive–to free-wheel beyond the known and then arduously disprove and disprove and disprove,
until disproof is no longer possible and fact is established. Einstein’s law of photoelectric effect was a theory
before it became a law and led to further opportunity, establishing the basis of today’s quantum
theory. The invention of computers led to computer modeling and hastened
these disproofs a millionfold (perhaps a billionfold), allowing blinding rates
of discovery to bring us a cornucopia of invention. Much of it was not technically
possible before that opportunistic event.
across the planet were similarly enabled by opportunity,
as was financial disaster, job loss, fraud and downright thievery. One can, if
one’s mind is open enough, name both the agony and the ecstasy art-forms.
theory and I won’t tire you further with examples. But I invite those of you
who had the dogged persistence to read it thus far to comment. Tear me up. Rip
me apart. I welcome your opportunity
to comment and prove me wrong.
and go lie in my hammock, stopping mercifully short of the last letter of the alphabet and