Gore, U.N. Body Win Nobel Peace Prize
By Howard Schneider and Debbi Wilgoren
Washington Post Staff Writers
Friday, October 12, 2007; 7:20 AM
Former Vice President Al Gore Jr. was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today, along with a United Nations panel that monitors climate change, for their work educating the world about global warming and advocating for political action to control it.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee characterized Gore as “the single individual who has done most” to convince world governments and leaders that climate change is real, is caused by human activity, and poses a grave threat.
In a stunning reversal, but true to their core beliefs, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 today that Al Gore cannot accept the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize awarded him.
The court, in an unsigned finding (as are all Gore decisions) responded to George Bush’s anticipatory plea for a restraining order based on the fact that “it’s not all that hot out anyhow and what in the hell has that got to do with peace?”
Naming the Nobel Committee “just a bunch of Norwegian troublemakers,” the court held that Gore cannot accept an award from “those who live too far north to know what warm really feels like.” The ruling came within twenty minutes of the announcement and caught Nancy Pelosi, uncharacteristically, in a brown dress.
Dana Perino said the White House would have no comment other than an unconfirmed report by a source that declines to be identified, that the president called Chief Justice John Roberts, effusing “this is the second time that bum has had his ears trimmed by this court and you’d think he’d have finally learned a lesson.”
According to a source close to the president, this is only the second time in his career that he has effused.